{"id":23,"date":"2011-08-26T15:46:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T19:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/?p=23"},"modified":"2011-08-26T15:46:05","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T19:46:05","slug":"batten-down-the-hatches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Batten down the hatches!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Arr, it be time t’ batten the hatches and cover the cannons.\u00a0 Hurricane Irene be sweepin’ in, and we’ve got alerts an’ warnings aplenty.<\/p>\n

But anyway, I’m actually not that worried.\u00a0 I’ve been through hurricanes before, and since I (tragically) don’t actually live on a boat, and in fact live fairly inland, this should be a breeze.\u00a0 A 100mph breeze, maybe, but still.<\/p>\n

MORE IMPORTANTLY, I’ll be at the Barnes & Noble near Rowan University at 7pm tonight (the 26th), swaggering and mingling.\u00a0 There’s some manner of event or sale or somesuch, and I’ll be adding to the decor.\u00a0 Come on by, it’ll be fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Arr, it be time t’ batten the hatches and cover the cannons.\u00a0 Hurricane Irene be sweepin’ in, and we’ve got alerts an’ warnings aplenty. But anyway, I’m actually not that worried.\u00a0 I’ve been through hurricanes before, and since I (tragically) don’t actually live on a boat, and in fact live fairly inland, this should be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainmike.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}